SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!
Her aim is gettin’ better!
Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)